I hate doing dishes. Can I just get that out of the way now? Sweeping for some reason is weirdly relaxing to me. Even cleaning windows has some satisfaction in it (when they’re really grimy I secretly pretend I’m doing a Windex commercial complete with voice-over). But dishes I simply hate. I’ve always liked reading […]
Category Archives: habitual reactions
Yesterday, while taking a jog through my local park, I sprained my ankle. It was one of those disorienting moments where one second I was thinking about how nice it would be to eat a hamburger for lunch and the next I’m sprawled in the dust with the sound of a loud crack still ringing […]